Sunday, July 27, 2014

What Does The Cat Say????

Hey all!   I know it's been awhile since I've put anything up here.  I apologize for that.  I honestly felt a serious slip in creativity or things to write about.   Anyway, let's get on with this post.    Caleb just spent the last week at church camp and I want to thank you all who took the time to email him.  He had a huge stack of emails he brought home from you guys.  You guys are amazing and you rock!  Thank you so much for taking a moment to brighten his day!

That being said.  I try to be a little creative in my letters to him.   Just in case he's having a bad day, or maybe is home sick a little.  So, I will try to throw a funny line in there somewhere or something just completely off the wall that may catch him off guard.   This year was no exception.   But I think I took it to another level this year by having our cat Akasha write him an email..   He loved it and shared it with his entire cabin.   One of his counselors came up to me when I was signing Caleb out to come home and says.   "Caleb is a great kid, he's a good listener, and that story about the cat was great man."   So, I thought I'd share the letter with you and hopefully you enjoy it as much as Caleb and the entire Walnut cabin did..

Meow...  *looks around*....  Ok, the dad isn't around me...   Hey, it's me Kash..  Dad just walked away from the laptop and went into the bathroom, so I thought I'd send you an email.  I don't know how much time I have so I'll make this as quick as possible.

Do you know how hard it is to type with no thumbs or real fingers??   I apologize for the mistakes if there are any.....

Not much going on around here..   The baby seems happy today...  He's screaming a lot which I guess is how baby humans let you know they're happy...   Seems like it'd be so much easier to just purr and rub his face on things like I do but whatever....

The two boys that look alike are a couple of pests...  I try to show them I can be nice and wish them no harm.  But they insist on chasing me, while making lion noises...  It's really humiliating to be scared by humans making the noises of my larger, more deadly, relatives.   But sometimes in the heat of the moment I think it really could be a lion...  Turns out, I'm usually wrong....  I try saying Hi to them when I walk into the room, but they don't seem to understand me...  The dad seems to understand me, he's usually pretty nice to me, and says Hi to me usually after I greet him.   The boys are a little slow I guess.... Humans....

The mom still doesn't like me.  So I just stay away from her.

Meow... Meow....  *looks around*   Sorry, I thought I heard the bathroom door open...

So, the last few days have been pretty busy for me.   I woke up, ate, gave myself a bath, then laid down for a nap....  I woke up, ate, gave myself a bath, then took another nap....  I then woke up, ate, used my litter box, cleaned behind my ears, then took a nap...   I tell you, there are not enough hours in the day to be a cat...  OH, I almost forgot to tell you..  I ALMOST got my tail last night....  I could see it sneaking up on me, so I tried attacking it, but it's much faster than I thought it'd be...  But I promise you this....  I WILL get it one day and it WILL be sorry for following me around all the time...

Uh oh, the bathroom door is opening, I gotta go....  Have fun, be good, and I'll try to send you another letter if my paws aren't too tired...

Meow,
Kash



So there you have it.   I hope to get some more going here soon.  


Until next time.

Be Well,
 Rob